Oof its been a while. Sorry about that. Its been a rough couple of days for little miss Zoey over here. I think I could use a laugh and all of you could use a laugh, so lets laugh at the weird shit that has happened to me thus far. These aren’t necessarily in chronological order because I’m remembering them as I go.
1. The Proposal
I went to Glasgow, Scotland with my group two weekends ago. It was wonderful and Glasgow is a truly cool city when its not kinda scary at night covered in drunks, but its really awesome besides that.I had to leave late because of a meeting I had for my almost had job (long story) so I got on a train to Glasgow at 5 and didn’t get there until 11:45. Within that large span of time, a couple of things happened:
- I lost my train ticket
- I met a really nice guy who had the thickest Scottish accent I ever heard and he kept asking me why people liked Donald Trump.
- I was proposed to.
Here is how 3 happened.
*Zoey walks out of the train station. Looks at her phone trying to figure out which way she is supposed to go. She picks a direction and looks up.*
Cue a random guy walking on the street.
RANDO (while making direct eye contact): MARRY. ME. *he walks away*
*Zoey stands there confused*
Keep in mind the entire time he did this he kept walking but maintained direct eye contact with me. Lets just say it was quite an odd welcome to the city.
2. Sometimes interviews get a bit weird
As you may know, my project while I’m across the pond is to interview strangers about art (CAN LIFE BE BETTER???) and while I do get a lot of great answers, sometimes I get the strange ones too. Here are some things that have happened when I asked people about art.
1.Me: Ma’am, where does your eye go first?
Her: The eyes.
*Looks at me directly in the eyes* Her: Because the eyes are the window to the soul my dear. You can see a lot about a person by staring into their eyes. *Kinda bobs around while she says this*
2. Me: Sir, why do you look at the light in the painting?
Him: I don’t know. Ask Vermeer. *walks away*
3. Me: Sir, where does your eye go first?
Him: Did you know that this painting is made of pastels?
Me: Um yes it says so-
Him: It was done in 1760 and he is such a brilliant painter. He is the best French painter to come out of this era. I think…*He continues to trail on and on about the painting, basically re-explaining what the info card says*
Me: Thank you sir, but where does you-
Him: Thank you, you’re welcome, goodbye. *walks away*
3. I finally got hit on
Its not often that I get hit on, for whatever reason. Sometimes, I think its really awesome, and other times its kind of sad. This day, was not one of those days I didn’t get hit on. In fact, it completely made my day.
I was sitting in the Tate Britain taking notes on Ophelia and waiting for this large group of art students to leave so I could interview people about it. As they start to leave and I start making my way towards it, this happens :
*girl runs straight at me *
Her: Hello uh hi hhello! I just think you’re very beautiful and I couldn’t stop staring at you so um okay heres my number just call me okay?
Me: Oh thank-
Her: I got to go to class bye!
Although I couldn’t call her to thank her for the compliment, I did find her on facebook and thoroughly thank her for the compliment and sadly break it to her that I am in a relationship but I would like to be friends with her. Haven’t heard from her sense. *sigh*
Anyway, sorry about the wait. I will try and post twice a week from now on.
Have a great day filled with kittens, Okay?
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